bunnywith:

dakotamcfadzean:

crunch munch

wtf why don’t floating skulls come to my feeders?? am I using the wrong blend of seeds? what mix am I supposed to use to get floating skulls?

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

princekind:

ask-bobbi:

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

*wiggles antennas*;3 

what the hell are you 


howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

(Source: superziggy)

(Source: tsarcasm)

(Source: natebynight)


scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

(Source: vicious-seamonkey)


iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

sirderpington:

glameows:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Remember when Horton Hears a Who first came out and everybody wanted to fuck the little emo Who

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i am so happy i dont remember this

I am so sad I remember this


Singing #kellyclarkson in front of Kelly Clarkson 😱😜😘

(Source: instagram.com)


hardboiledshawty:

tubesock:

PLEASE watch this

DELETE THIS

trust:

why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

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