wtf why don’t floating skulls come to my feeders?? am I using the wrong blend of seeds? what mix am I supposed to use to get floating skulls?
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
Single serving Comunion
jesus 2 go
prepackaged and processed for your sins
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
youre gonna look so godamn cool
Remember when Horton Hears a Who first came out and everybody wanted to fuck the little emo Who
i am so happy i dont remember this
I am so sad I remember this
Singing #kellyclarkson in front of Kelly Clarkson 😱😜😘
why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"